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dustinmathisen: ohhyesdavidtennant: a very confused 9 for your...

Sat, 25 May 2013 21:03:33 -0400

ohhyesdavidtennant:

a very confused 9 for your dash

You can see he’s thinking, “WHAT THE FUCK?! IT’S THE SAME SIZE ON THE INSIDE!!”

I think he thinks he broke it…

WHAT?!

Sat, 25 May 2013 15:28:58 -0400

WHAT?!

Nine for the win.

Sat, 25 May 2013 10:05:49 -0400

Nine for the win.

defilerwyrm: AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE further...

Thu, 23 May 2013 17:40:21 -0400

defilerwyrm:

AHAHAHA NOT QUITE, OP, NOT QUITE

further elucidation for whiners

and even more if you still require it

This is called missing the point. Remember that kindness is the most important thing there is. It doesn’t need to be over explained or given its own name. What needs to happen is that people need to understand if you are picking on someone for whatever reason, you had better be perfect and since not a single person is, then everyone should shut the fuck up and move along.

snorlaxatives: 99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times I...

Wed, 22 May 2013 16:49:05 -0400

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

I wait for them to comment.

did-you-kno: Source FINALLY, a president that understands the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 06:04:02 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

FINALLY, a president that understands the value of teaching life lessons quickly.

did-you-kno: Source And how much of that 70% air profit did...

Wed, 22 May 2013 05:57:44 -0400

did-you-kno:

Source

And how much of that 70% air profit did Lay’s give you to say THAT!

These are always funny.

Tue, 21 May 2013 19:38:46 -0400

These are always funny.

jsantagato: The King. HOGAN DROPS THE BIG LEG!!

Tue, 21 May 2013 05:55:20 -0400

jsantagato:

The King.

HOGAN DROPS THE BIG LEG!!

tastefullyoffensive: [jspowerhour] Jessica…

Mon, 20 May 2013 20:17:38 -0400

tastefullyoffensive:

[jspowerhour]

Jessica…

benedictbooty: mycroftgetoffmysheet: stitchnik: bennyslegs: ...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:24:40 -0400

benedictbooty:

mycroftgetoffmysheet:

stitchnik:

bennyslegs:

i actually had to leave the room and be smacked on the back, because i choked on my chocolate milk

omfg

jESUS

redlipstickdiary: sassy-fox: saywheeeeee: peixes-royalty: iam...

Mon, 20 May 2013 19:24:29 -0400

redlipstickdiary:

sassy-fox:

saywheeeeee:

peixes-royalty:

iamclassywalrus:

AU - The Wolf’s Cub

“What are you singing to her, Doctor?”

“I’m singin’ an old nursery rhyme from Gallifrey. I want to make sure she knows the language.”

OH MY GOD NINE/ROSE CAN I KISS YOU

MY HEART

I think i’m crying

stabbing my face off would have been kinder

Why do dis to me?

jimmah1: Now that’s incredible!

Mon, 20 May 2013 13:56:01 -0400

jimmah1:

Now that’s incredible!

darthsarah42: czuky: alocaloc: buzzfeed: George Takei...

Sat, 18 May 2013 06:52:57 -0400

darthsarah42:

czuky:

alocaloc:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.

fuck he’s so great

love him forever

Reverend George speaking the truth. Let the gays be gay dammit!

thefrogman: Previously. At least there wasn’t a Wilhelm...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:23:45 -0400

thefrogman:

Previously.

At least there wasn’t a Wilhelm scream…

hellz-angeleyez: alwayspinkypromise: Looks like somebody took...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:59:29 -0400

hellz-angeleyez:

alwayspinkypromise:

Looks like somebody took plan B and went to the beach!

Omg

SURPRISE MOTHAFUCKAH.

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Thu, 16 May 2013 05:52:01 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Tue, 14 May 2013 18:44:15 -0400

thereluctantrawfoodist: The time is...

Tue, 14 May 2013 18:43:48 -0400

thereluctantrawfoodist:

The time is now!

thereluctantrawfoodist:

I always thought I could change things some other time, when it was more convenient, next year maybe…. Then my health forced me to change immediately! x

jtotheizzoe: via paulhillier: Chris Hadfield: An astronaut’s...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:40:58 -0400

jtotheizzoe:

via paulhillier:

Chris Hadfield: An astronaut’s advice

As seen on http://zenpencils.com
Art: by Gavin Aung Than
Words: by Chris Hadfield

Why worry about growing up when there’s so much GOING up to do? Canada, I am officially thanking you for Commander Hadfield.

And Commander Hadfield, I’m officially thanking you for beaming the wonder of space back down to Earth on a daily basis.